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neko-haru:

jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

no no you don’t understand what a good marketing scheme this is

stability:

if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough

(Source: stability)

  • me at 11pm: oh it's getting late i should sleep soon
  • me at 4am: FEW TIMES BEEN AROUND THAT TRACK SO IT'S NOT JUST GONNA HAPPEN LIKE THAT CAUSE I AIN'T NO HOLLA BACK GUUUUUUUUUUUUURL

confirmance:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

(Source: confirmance)

kisslng:

twerkforcats:

i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home

this is the most relevant thing I have ever read

andolefry:

teachers who leave stray marks on the board when they’re erasing it are out of control and need to be stopped

(Source: oralympian)

anyway, whatever i guess.

- me, probably, about some complex personal emotional problem  (via geeses)

(Source: moon-rabbits)

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”